Las Vegas, USA
Las Vegas Will Take Your Money in Ways You Didn’t Plan For
Nobody warns you about the resort fee until you’re staring at the checkout screen. Let’s fix that, along with a dozen other things every guide gets wrong about this city.
Fly Into Harry Reid, Not “McCarran”
The airport hasn’t been called McCarran since 2021: it’s Harry Reid International (LAS) now, and if a blog still calls it McCarran, that’s your sign the content is stale. Domestic flights mostly land at Terminal 1, international and some domestic at Terminal 3, connected by tram.
Skip the taxi queue outside baggage claim unless you enjoy metered fares padded by “long-hauling” drivers who route you through the I-215 tunnel to run up the clock. Say you want Swenson Street or Paradise Road, no tunnel. Rideshare is usually cheaper but isn’t curbside anymore. Uber and Lyft pickup happens inside the parking garages (T1 via the Level 2 Door 2 bridge, T3 near Doors 52/54/56), plus a flat $4.50 airport fee gets tacked onto every ride. Budget $20-35 to mid-Strip before surge pricing kicks in. It’s a short trip either way, 10-20 minutes for 2-5 miles.
The Strip Is Longer Than It Looks
This trips up more first-timers than anything else on this list: the Strip runs about 4.2 miles end to end, and “the hotel right next door” can be a 15-20 minute walk in triple-digit heat. Don’t assume you’ll casino-hop on foot all day.
The Deuce bus covers the full Strip and downtown for $4 one-way or $8 for 24 hours, running around the clock but slowly. The Monorail only covers the east side (MGM Grand to SAHARA, seven stations, $5.50-6 a ride or $13.45 for a day pass), and it will not get you to Bellagio, Caesars, or Wynn. Free casino trams link Mandalay Bay-Excalibur-Luxor and Bellagio-CityCenter-Park MGM, which is honestly more useful than most tourists realize. On event weekends, a car between two resorts can be slower than just walking.
What’s Actually Worth Doing
The Sphere is the newest must-see and it earns the hype once: “Postcard from Earth” runs about 50 minutes with haptic seating, tickets realistically $114-191 plus roughly $22 in fees. Treat it as a spectacle, not a Broadway substitute, and check whether a concert residency is running instead of the film before you book.
Bellagio’s fountains are free and go off every 15-30 minutes in the afternoons and evenings, still one of the best free things in the city. Fremont Street downtown has a free canopy light show and a much grittier, more authentic feel than the corporatized Strip; if you want “real Vegas,” this is closer to it than anything between Mandalay Bay and the Wynn.
Red Rock Canyon is 20-30 minutes west and worth renting a car for, but budget for a $2 timed-entry reservation plus a roughly $20 vehicle entrance fee. Speaking of day trips: Grand Canyon West is the realistic one-day option at about 2-2.5 hours each way with Skywalk access. The South Rim, the one in every postcard, is 4.5-5 hours one-way and is not a day trip, full stop. Anyone telling you otherwise hasn’t done the drive.
Eat Smart, Skip the Buffet Nostalgia
Buffets are dying. MGM Grand’s closed in 2026, Luxor’s closed back in 2025, Paris is gone too. What’s left (Bacchanal at Caesars, Wynn’s buffet, Bellagio, Circus Circus for budget, Excalibur, and Wicked Spoon at the Cosmopolitan, now brunch-only 8am-2pm) runs $55-90+ a head. At that price a proper sit-down dinner often beats it on food quality. Gordon Ramsay Steak at Caesars and Bouchon Bistro at the Venetian are worth the splurge if you’re doing one nice meal; In-N-Out near the Strip covers the $8-12 budget end reliably.
Where to Stay by Vibe
South Strip (Mandalay Bay, Luxor, Excalibur, NYNY, MGM Grand) is quieter, closer to the airport, and better value. Center Strip (Bellagio, Caesars, Cosmopolitan, Aria, Paris, Planet Hollywood) is the densest and most walkable but priciest. North Strip (Wynn, Encore, Venetian, Fontainebleau, SAHARA) is upscale and increasingly quiet, near the Sphere but a longer walk to the center. Downtown is cheaper, retro, and has better odds at the tables. Off-Strip spots like Red Rock Resort are where actual Las Vegans go, cheaper, but you need a car.
Whatever you book, factor in the resort fee. It’s mandatory, added nightly on top of the room rate, and runs $45-65 with tax at most major properties, with Bellagio and Caesars landing around $55. It is not optional and it is not a scam you can talk your way out of at the desk. Parking isn’t free either anymore at most Strip resorts: expect $15-25 for self-park, $40-50 for valet, though MGM properties often waive self-parking for hotel guests.
Skip These
Bottle service and nightclub culture is a tourist tax wearing a sequined dress: covers run $50-100+, bottle minimums $500-1,000+, and the sidewalk promoter handing out “free entry” cards is working a commission, so that offer rarely stays free. If you want to go, book directly through the club’s own site. Same goes for any “free show” or timeshare pitch: that’s a 90-minute high-pressure sales meeting, not a freebie. And use a bank ATM off the casino floor; the machines on the gaming floor charge $5-8+ per withdrawal.
Summer here is genuinely dangerous: June through August regularly hits 110F+, and dehydration is a real risk, not just a mild inconvenience. March-May and October-November are the sweet spot, though prices spike hard around EDC (mid-May), the F1 Grand Prix weekend in November, and CES in January. Book around those dates or expect to pay for the privilege of sharing the Strip with 150,000 extra people.